Varney the Vampyre Internet Comic

 

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Welcome to Varney the Vampyre: Restoration Punk
Th' Monthly Internet Comic
By Vlad Quigley, featuring Jessica Jaymes
Copyright Vlad Quigley & Jessica Jaymes.

Being Th' First Chapter: Th' Dream

Pray take thy seats as Varney th’ Vampyre faces th’ fearsome BALLET OF DEATH

Episode 1
Welcome to the first episode of the monthly Varney the Vampyre: Restoration Punk internet comic. Herein the female lead (Jessica Jaymes) begins the bawdy tale's prologue, as was the fashion of theatre's original female actresses in Restoration playhouses.

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Personae Dramatis

Varney the Vampyre

Lord Francis Varney 'tis a rake, a scoundrel and a creature. A caprycyous vampyre of great urbanyty, phylosophy and sophystycatyon. Said to have bedded many a nubyle wench across Europe and th' Colonies, Varney hath made cuckolds by th' thousands. Here lyes a proof that wit can never be defence enough agaynst mortalyty.

Vlad Quigley

Th' artyst and wryter, Vlad Quigley 'tis a bawdy English gentleman of sum meryt, scyence and good fellowshyp who proclaimed hymself legytymate heir to th' throne and pleads Benefyt of Clergy. Dependent on thy opinion, Vlad Quigley 'tis one of th' fynest and most daryngly speculatyve minds of the age of reason... or... 'tis one of th' greatest synners of a synful age!

Jessica Jaymes

Flora Bannerworth, portr'yed hereyn by Mademoyselle Jessica Jaymes, a bounteous posture gyrl of consyderable grace, wit and charm. Mysteryously exotyc, th' enygmatyc Jessica Jaymes 'tis a Restoration Comedy actress whose orygyns are said to have been th' unchartered tribal Seminole Indian countryes of th' English Colonies. One of His Majesty's favouryte mystresses, an adored whore who hath won th' heart of a nation, Jessica Jaymes 'tis said to be England's Queen of Hearts.